I'm not racist, I'm walkist. I have a very particular pace I like to keep up with and when I'm behind you trying to be somewhere and you're just strolling along with your mouth agape and your iPhone in your hand, you really throw me off. I know the great big world out here can be scary when you don't know your way around, especially with all these people and bicycles everywhere. But come on. You're from TOKYO for Chrissake. Buck up, kid. Here, we walk fast, and we have multiple siblings. Shit you gotta get used to.
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